Ewww.. People. Crewneck Sweatshirt - Merry Grinchmas LRP

from $35.00
This cozy crewneck carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek vibe — a soft white sweatshirt with bright green lettering on the front that reads “EWWW.. PEOPLE.” On the back, a striking square graphic in neon greens shows two cheeky characters and the oversized initials “LRP,” giving the piece a playful, countercultural edge. Wear it when you want warmth without fuss, a little attitude, and a statement that feels like your own private commentary on crowded commutes, loud parties, or those slow Mondays. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend hugs comfortably while the classic crew cut and reinforced stitching keep it dependable through repeated wear. Subtle production details — from tubular knit construction to OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and a tear-away label — mean it’s built thoughtfully, for everyday life and for standing out without trying too hard.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting construction
- Embroidery and print options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints available
- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes, US cotton sourcing, and compliant safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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This cozy crewneck carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek vibe — a soft white sweatshirt with bright green lettering on the front that reads “EWWW.. PEOPLE.” On the back, a striking square graphic in neon greens shows two cheeky characters and the oversized initials “LRP,” giving the piece a playful, countercultural edge. Wear it when you want warmth without fuss, a little attitude, and a statement that feels like your own private commentary on crowded commutes, loud parties, or those slow Mondays. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend hugs comfortably while the classic crew cut and reinforced stitching keep it dependable through repeated wear. Subtle production details — from tubular knit construction to OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and a tear-away label — mean it’s built thoughtfully, for everyday life and for standing out without trying too hard.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting construction
- Embroidery and print options; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints available
- OEKO‑TEX certified dyes, US cotton sourcing, and compliant safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean